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Comic conversation between the IG of Police and Senator Elisa Abbo



Comic Abbo with IG

Senator Elisha Abbo met with the IG of Police over the issue of molestation by the senator on a nursing mother in a toy shop.

IG: Senator you don show?

Abbo: Mehn, I don show oo

IG: How your side na?

Abbo: Guy I dey oo, I say make I come see you as dem want am na

IG: Senator senator, you see as e dey, if no be for the matta wey dey for ground you no for come see your guy.

Abbo: I for come o, just dat I been dey arrange myself.

IG: Others don come drop their offerings for the boys but I no see your hand since after elections.

Abbo : Abegi, you know say I just dey enter the red house, constituency project money never drop.

IG: And so?

Abbo: You suppose know say I enter through Not too young to run? I need to arrange myself for the babes and set my hair and do some stuffs.

IG: Hahahaha, una dey chop scatter, just to say hi or nay alert don enter.

Abbo:  For wia, you wey dey chop from all sides like pastors wey people dey go house go pay tithe to.

IG: Hehehe

Abbo: Whalai, na so you dey chop am palapala

IG: Wetin happen wia you woos that woman slap like that?

Aboo: That woman eh, na yeye dey worry am sef; she been dey sharp mouth for me, she know know say I be street guy before, wey no dey chop shit.

IG:  O! boy you slap am like agbero

Abbo: Wait oo you dey interrogate me? Or abi you wan insult me join?

IG:  No be like dat na, you don come you don come, na my domain be dis, hahahaha. Wen I come your side you no go form activity?

Abbo: Hahahaha, whalai you no dey serious.

IG: serious ke, serious people dey mortuary oo. I been say make I call you make e no be like say I no dey do my work.

Abbo: Sha, na true you talk.

IG: You see this social media people with their free 10MB? They can worry for Africa.

Abbo:  Hmm, How we go do am now?

IG: Yes, find 10m make I take arrange myself and give my boys some bread.

Abbo: No wahala, consider it done

IG: All correct my senator (salute)

Abbo: Abegi make I go watch #BBNaija2019, that Tacha go make sense for me make dem do quick finish dia show.

IG: You get luck say no be Isiomolo you slap, that one wey strong like man for wound you by now you for dey hospital like Dino.

Abbo: So you too dey follow watch am? Abeg commot body for the mata make I waka.

IG: Ok my guy, safe journey.

Case close.

Recalled that the senator representing Adamawa North senatorial district had appologise to the woman.

The embattled senator,Abbo met with IG due to the pressure from Nigerians…

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