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Are you looking depressed? Feeling troubled with the things happening around you in this country? Do you want to clear off stress from your head after a hectic day? Then these top ten Daily Jokes in Nigeria are exactly what you need to make your day. Keep reading because we have the cure here!
  • My sister! no s*x position makes a man faithful, who will cheat, will cheat, so please don’t break your spinal cord sister.

 

  • New relationship can be very sweet, U can even call after an Hour just to say “Happy 1Hour anniversary to us”.

 

  • ‘I will marry u’, ‘I will marry u’… After sxx u vanishes. This is the reason why many men are inside Fanta bottles today in Benin

 

  • So someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a good Politician like Akpabio or a Celebrity like Davido or Businessman like Dangote picked, must it always be Aboki?

 

  • OKOROCHA” – Baba, why have you abandoned me, didn’t I build your statue in Owerri? Pls save me from Ihedioha, BUHARI” – Even me I need help, they say Atiku is coming

 

  • N5000 for Counselling form or N10,000 for Spiritual Assignment or N20,000 as Prophet’s Offering. Abeg, who be their treasurer?

 

  • My people, those men on the boat in Peak Milk label, dey neva reach where dem dey go or na ontop water dem dey live?

 

  • Apart from Airtime, shawama, suya, ice cream, which other female malaria drugs do u know? Me: point & kill..

 

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